Srew-ups

If you find a few screw-ups here, they should be corrected, given time.

As usual

As usual in Port Elizabeth winter has come and gone, spring has expired, and summer has arrived bringing cold and wet weather. Sounds like a major contradiction, but it often happens here, a blessing in disguise. At least our surrounds will green up and I will be mowing on a regular basis. Welcome exercise!!

Relief

We are at a weird time of year when things start winding down as far as work is concerned. I sit and look at this blessed computer screen and wonder if it is going to be as boring as this all day. I then go out and see my favourite customer and my services are required. With lighter step I do what needs to be done, and leave with a smile.

Baxter, out of the way, I am watching TV.
Baxter, put the cat down.
Baxter, stop biting my feet.
Get that f.....ing dog out of here.
Baxter, OUTSIDE! No stones allowed in the house.
Baxter, sit.
Baxter, get out of my sight.
F....off Baxter.
Nooooooooo! Baxter.
BAXTER, STOP SCRATCHING THE FLOOR.
Baxter, stop digging holes in the garden.
Oh God, my plants. BAXTERRRRRRR.
Get Baxter from under my feet. Baxter, off the couch.
Baxter, stay outside, you are wet.
Oh shit, Baxter is trailing mud into the house.
DAD, BAXTER IS BEING A BLOODY PAIN.
Dad, tell Baxter to stop biting Wayne's feet.
Baxter, put the bathmat down.
Baxter, leave.
Baxter has gone to sleep, thank goodness. Time for bed.